Characters

Woot Lew.

Age 462

Born: March 3 1543

Woot was born in a small town near London. His father’s life work was to discover the secret to immortality. After a night of heavy drinking he retired to his workshop and began to mix random chemicals. At about 4 in the morning a large explosion ripped the house apart. After the town’s people got there only Woot was still alive. It seems some how in the explosion gave Woot immortality so with both his parents dead 12-year-old Woot was all alone. Woot was helpful and productive in the town until the age of 62. Because he still looked to be in his mid 20’s the towns people considered him evil and tried many times to kill him. After drowning, hanging, chopping, and being burned at the stake Woot finally escaped. A lot has happened between now and then. Woot now finds himself employed at the local wal-mart as a shelf stocker. Sharing his house with an insane roommate in Canada. And in 462 years he has still never been on a date.

Comic Info: Woot was the first character I drew and I gave him the name of the site. As time passed he began to die over and over so I decided he needs to be immortal.

First appearance comic 1

Jazz Hokkaido

Age 21

Born: February 12, 1984

Jazz was born in Tokyo and lived there until the age of 18 when he moved to Canada and in with his room mate Woot. And although he lives in Canada he works in Japan. He is head technical designer for "Honda Strategic Military Defense Force” (HSMDF). At age 18 he invented the “Mato-trans-o-ramma” put simply it’s a transporter the size of a pea. He was hired on the spot by HSMDF and has made many other ground breaking technologies. Wile all this sounds like the work of a true genus, and Jazz is just that, but… he is how should I put it…. Eccentric. He acts and seems to have an IQ lower then most mountain goat. This drives Woot insane to no end.

Comic info: Right from the start I though Jazz should act retarded but not really be retarded. So that’s how he is.

First appearance comic 1

Bitsy Gelo

Age 20

Born: June 7, 1983

Bitsy or Bit as she prefers to be called was born in Calgary and grew up being tormenting in school because her last name sounds like jello. During high school Bit became friends with a strange girl named Kimberly. But she lost contact Kim when she left high school. For some grand quest in the west. After high school she landed a job at a local animated Porn store and has been working there since. Later she ran into Kimberly at an anime con and took her in as a roommate.

Comic Info: Bit was added because I needed a female character. In the first few comics she has no cloths and I did not even bother making her feet. In fact comic 16 if you go look she looks like this but there was an updated version of that comic that has her with her blue dress and proper feet. Why I never uploaded it is a mystery indeed.

First appearance comic 7

Kimberly Paeanaias

Age 24

Born: January 6, 1981

Kimberly has problems. Very very very large problems. It all started back when she was 12. She was hit by a bus and then spent the next 3 years in a coma. When she woke up she was never quite the same. Because she had fallen behind during her coma she entered high school at age 18. She made one friend a girl named Bit. But after a year she left. For her grand quest in the west. Heading out on foot she walked until she hit Vancouver. What happens to her there is a mystery but the Mayer of Vancouver paid so she could fly back to the city she came from. Apon landing she found a group of people dressed oddly. And while following them to this “B-Con” she ran into Bit. Now she lives with her and kills lots of people.

Comic Info: Kim was really hard to pin down. If you go to comic 16 you will see one of her early designs (the flower shop girl). Back then she had no name but I knew I wanted Bit to have a roommate also. At that time I was on my computer named Kimberly. Something went wrong and the thing randomly rebooted. This became really irritating. And for some reason I thought it would make a good character. So was born Kimberly. And as time passed she started to kill people and I don’t mind it seems to suit her.

First appearance comic 57

The Ninjas

Age Like 2000 or something

Born: January 12, March 4, March 19, May 1, May 31, August 12, September 13, November 3.

 The in comic story with these guys is really cool. Like Woot they are immortal but for a different reason. There are 9 of them and they were born like 2000 years ago or so. But when invading a castle they discovered a temporal anomaly and they were sucked in and transported to the city in Canada were Woot anime takes place. Now the thing looks like a black hole but you can’t go into it just sits there. But whenever a ninja dies from combat or just old age they reappear out of the whole good as new and young again. So they often kill each other when they get a tad old. They later built their temple around the black hole type thing and now sell their swords to the highest bidder. But the real reason I added ninjas to the comic is because there cool.

First appearance comic 6